Filch It Friday: Nutmeg Google-age!
The real reason I created Filch It Friday is because I’ve always harbored a deep desire to steal Google-age Sunday from Lara. (For those of you who aren’t bloggers, on my stats page I get a list of words or phrases that people have Googled and gotten Simplynutmeg. Lara has termed this Google-age.)
Let me just say that my Google-age could never top Lara’s Google-age. My, some truly strange people visit her site. I mostly get herb gardeners and bakers of apples or sweet potatoes. Here are some of the tastier ones of late:
Alternatives to Nutmeg: Dude, nobody’s making you read it. And have you ever heard of a blogroll?
Playmates Miss May 2007: You bet your sweet heinie! For the life of me I can’t think of the connection…
Round ass blog: I take a fence to that and how the hell did Google know?
Hear me moan: Yup. I may just change my tag line to that. Me and twenty million other bloggers.
Adipex ionamin phentermine: WTF? I can’t even read it no less write it in a sentence!
Stupid things people have done: Yup. That’ll land you on Nutmeg every time.
General anxiety disorder diagnosis: Note to self: cancel psychiatric appointment for next week.
Grolsch allergy: Oh, you poor thing. Have you tried cheap-ass beer?
Ow ow fuckity ow: That just makes me happy.
Last line much ado about nothing: Excuse me? I work hard on my last lines. I rock the last line.
How long does nutmeg last: I actually Googled this one myself. Lately, I’ve been wondering.
Lady of the Ring: Okay, you Lord of the R*ng FREAKS! I wrote about this TWO YEARS AGO! Let it go! Move on! Have you tried the Harry Potter series?
Forts: Not to be confused with farts which will land you on Greeblemonkey.
Getting high on Nutmeg: Oh, go on! You make me blush!
Filch on, Folks!
i love reading these… my stat counter site stopped recording stats. Not sure whats up with that. Do you know if Google keeps track of this if you are on blogger?
Ow ow fuckity ow!
This is funny but I am afraid my ignorance is showing. How on earth do you do this?
Ha, I’ve googled how long does nutmeg last, too. I was making one of Pioneer Woman’s recipes and wasn’t sure if my ten year old nutmeg was any good (okay, it wasn’t really ten years old).
Getting high on nutmeg though? Umm, that’s interesting.
This was awesome. I had one that kind of made me feel bad for being able to see this person’s search, “can I suckle my wife’s breast milk as part of our intimate life?”
I think the poor guy ended up on my Suck it, Facebook post.
HAHAHAHA! It never fails to amuse me, the stuff people google to get to websites. FUN!
I loved this post! Very entertaining!
i have to let go of the lord of the rings?
at least the new batman is coming out.
Yes! Geek.
i found you by googling something about being in labor…i wish i could remember what. anyway, it brought me to your post about going to disneyland, and it was love as first sight!
oh, jeepers! i’m so flattered.
I’ve tagged you. Go and have a look at my blog for details.
I love Googleage, and usually I can go into my own stats and leave a funny one or two in the comments of people that do this — but today I got some pretty disturbing ones, so I’m out this week. What the hell is wrong with some people??
Thanks Nutmeg and Lara for this great idea. My webmaster tools helped me with this idea.
Funny as hell.
Sigh. I know nothing about statistics. Who knew they were so much fun?
I’m going to have to check this out myself. I’ve heard that there are some strange search terms that find blogs, and this definitely confirms it. Thanks for the tip!
At least you don’t get like 100 hits a day with “dogs effin’ girls”. No lie. That’s how they get to RoD!!