One-Liner Wisdom
(I stole the idea for this post from Looky, Daddy. I think it would make a great meme if there’s someone who fully understands what that means and would like to run with it!)
The world will go easier on you if you learn how to wipe your own butt.
Once you tweeze your eyebrows you always have to tweeze them, but once you tweeze your nose hairs you’ll make friends.
When you tell a puking child to “go to the bathroom!” be very specific about which end you’d like them to stick in the potty.
The only way to ensure that all of your children can find the shoes they need when it’s time to walk out the door is to cut off their feet.
Write like you’re already famous.

The 4th one is creepy. What’s a meme?
Creepy but so true! I’ve given up. My kids go barefoot and I keep the shoes in the car.
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